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  Truth and Honesty? Why is it only a one-way street??

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the society, "gods channel" teach and expect truth and honesty from all witnesses.

  scripures are often quoted to promote such.. but, why is it only a one way street?

  why is the society not truthful and honest with witnesses?

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  When texting a friend who is a 29 year old Witness about history repeating itself with 1975 and how much the brothers back then gave up in anticipation of that date, she messaged me saying "that was the brothers and sisters back then being stupid and not listening to the society." This new generation of a Witness sincerely believed that the society NEVER instructed brothers and sisters to look to that date with anticipation. That the society NEVER endorsed the ideals of some brothers and sisters who sold their homes, didn't plant crops and threw themselves into the full-time service as the "system came to a close."

  Gee, I wonder where she got that line of reasoning? The society is blameless. Once again, the rank and file messed up and got ahead of themselves. Shame on them.

  She is not alone in the new generation of Witnesses who suffer from this WT-induced amnesia of its own history.
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  My New Fascination - Evolution!

  by pale.emperor in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  since leaving watchtower i kind of hit the "reset" button in my mind and reevaluated what i thought i knew, what i believe and i require proof for every idea put before me before i commit to it.

  lately i've been fascinated with evolution.

  as a jw i never even looked at the subject, dismissing it as "just a theory".

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  You might pose this question to any Witness that tries to suggest that Jehovah created each species according to its kind and has even made it impossible for two different species to mate and propagate their genes to form a new, all-functioning species. Ask them, "if Jehovah set up clear genetic boundaries between the species, why were the demons able to create powerful offspring with human women - offspring whose threat of procreating could only be removed by means of a fatal flood? Wouldn't the genetic code/DNA of angels and demons be FAR more different than humans to procreate with?" It's funny how Jehovah's "divine laws of nature" are not even "laws" by definition. Divine laws set by a creator who sticks to His word can't be reversed or tampered with at will.
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  How Knowledge is Dissipated in Talks

  by Cold Steel in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  londo111 » each congregation has a “talk coordinator”.

  talk coordinators will coordinate with other talk coordinators in order to find speakers to give the public talk on sunday.

  typically, they come from the general area: the circuit or a nearby circuit.

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  Ever played F*ck, Marry, Kill?

  Let's see. I'd f*ck a JW, marry a Mormon... then kill myself.
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  Judge acts to limit Watchtower's influence on child.

  by Lee Elder in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a judge in the uk has ordered strict limits on a jw father's ability to let the watchtower indoctrinate his child.

  not sure if this is precedent setting, but i think the judge is spot on.

  the reasons are explained in the article.. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/11/jehovahs-witness-agrees-not-show-son-religious-cartoons-risk/.

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  I'm an adult and have been rocked to my core by the content streamed in the assembly hall. I didn't realize how traumatized and damaged over the images I was exposed to when I was an infant 'til I watched a Youtube clip from Paul Grundy showing a slideshow of the Armageddon imagery from our publications over the years. I broke down and wept at my computer screen, shaking and trembling in fear. It all came rushing back to me - things that have been suppressed by my subconscious for decades. To suggest that young ones today are "too young" to take in the nature of what images and videos and lessons they're exposed to is reckless. The evidence of emotional trauma and manipulation is knocking at our mind's door, all these years later.
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  My New Fascination - Evolution!

  by pale.emperor in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  since leaving watchtower i kind of hit the "reset" button in my mind and reevaluated what i thought i knew, what i believe and i require proof for every idea put before me before i commit to it.

  lately i've been fascinated with evolution.

  as a jw i never even looked at the subject, dismissing it as "just a theory".

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  You can see how uneducated Witnesses are when they parrot the WT's version of evolution's definition: "evolution teaches that something came from nothing" "evolution teaches that monkeys gave birth to us."

  The theory (or should I say "fact") of evolution is considered SO far-fetched to Witnesses... yet they're willing to accept ancient Hebrew cosmology of our earth's history. That there was "light" before the "luminaries" came to be. That there was vegetation (something that requires photosynthesis) before the sun was created. That Jehovah created a "separation between darkness and light" (darkness is merely the absence of light - no separation required. Alas, the ancient Israelites truly believed that darkness was a force of its own).

  NO respected theologian believes or teaches that the Genesis account is an accurate and literal representation of how humankind came to be. Whether from a young-earth creationist perspective, or an old-earth creationist perspective (the stance WT takes).

  I'm paraphrasing Richard Dawkins when I say that the only way God exists and created every species (including humans) according to "its kind" is if "the creator deliberately set out to confuse us" and lead us to evidence that we evolved. Why would God, who is so determined to be known and have his creation provide a strong testament of his existence, play such a mean game that disguises his own handiwork as the product of evolution?
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  Coffee Mugs

  by Iamallcool in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am thinking about buying coffee mug(s).

  maybe i will get my coffee mug personalized.

  any suggestions on what should be on my coffee mug?

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  Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho

  How about: I'VE BEEN AWAKE LONG BEFORE THIS COFFEE.
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  Coffee Mugs

  by Iamallcool in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am thinking about buying coffee mug(s).

  maybe i will get my coffee mug personalized.

  any suggestions on what should be on my coffee mug?

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  Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho

  @BluesBrother Dang, that reminds me of the bunker video from the Remain Loyal convention where the elder's wife bravely recounts her test of loyalty by no longer having coffee breaks with her work buddies. Those evil, Satanic, colleagues who insidiously were the ones "teaching" HER.

  FFS.
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  JW Sound System Hacked During Meeting . #jworg #jwonly

  by TTaTT4U in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdfs5b-ant4.

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  JWs be like: DEMONS! DEEEEMMMMONSSSSSSSSS!
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  Prof Bunsen / G Jackson?? See the similarities? It's the Muppet Show!

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  perhaps someone can assist here?.

  while watching the may 2017 broadcast, it struck us how similar g jackson looks (while sitting and wearing his waist coat) to the muppets character prof bunsen!!!!.

  perhaps someone with better computer skills can upload the pics side by side?.

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  Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho

  Here's Stephen Lett's doppelganger. It's Red Skelton. But for simplicity, you can just type into Google Images "elderly man with down syndrome".

  
  
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  Coffee Mugs

  by Iamallcool in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i am thinking about buying coffee mug(s).

  maybe i will get my coffee mug personalized.

  any suggestions on what should be on my coffee mug?

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  Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho

  steve2: This good aroma of the coffee beans

  will be brewed in all the inhabited earth.

  Fkn lol.

  How about: THIS CUP CONTAINS A KERNEL OF TRUTH (unlike the Watchtower)